so its time once again...
for a big fat me gusta/no me gusta list
there are a few things i forgot to mention that chile is fuckin rockin...besides the pants...but the pants, well the pants are good...
ima go home and bitches be like damn baby i dint know they make pants that would fit perfect on lil shrimpy you ima be like chilean jeans baby whatup
k
me gusta
the fact that a woman named michelle bachelet is running for president
that there are four candidates
that the current pres is socialist and lives like 6 blocks from me and has like one dude for security out front i know cause i seen that shit
whatup lagos, me gusta usted
cute babies
warm weather
the yummiest, creamiest, most delish honey i have ever tasted in my life
yoga en español
..at first my ass no catché nada but now its cool...
no me fuckin gusta gotdammit!!!!
so hot in the goddam metro a lady fainted yesterday and i was terrified tryin to remember the frickin compression to breath rates...not chiles fault but why they keep changin that shit?
just a hint, its hot as hell and still only spring, air conditioning maybe???
the fuckin bathroom sitch
heres the deal
while there are many many stalls there is only in each bathroom one dispenser of tp.
that means..
..if you need to poo or are on the rag you gots to just load up on tp right where everyone can see..
...and if that dispenser is out yo ass gots to find a whole new baño
that used to embarass the hell oughta me but now im like
Thats Right ima need a whole lotta papel higénico, cause i gots me a big ole northamerican ass and im fins to take a big ole northamerican shit...with corn!!!!!!!!!
and who puts fucking corn on fucking salad!!!!
what kinda sick shit is that!!!
and can we get some kinda goddam flavor up in this bitch???
somebody quick send me a burritto!!! im dying here...
speaking of which i gotta go take a shit, yesterday i literally had to hit 4 count em 4 bathrooms before i found one with tp and not being serviced....
fuckin chilean ass baños
there are a few things i forgot to mention that chile is fuckin rockin...besides the pants...but the pants, well the pants are good...
ima go home and bitches be like damn baby i dint know they make pants that would fit perfect on lil shrimpy you ima be like chilean jeans baby whatup
k
me gusta
the fact that a woman named michelle bachelet is running for president
that there are four candidates
that the current pres is socialist and lives like 6 blocks from me and has like one dude for security out front i know cause i seen that shit
whatup lagos, me gusta usted
cute babies
warm weather
the yummiest, creamiest, most delish honey i have ever tasted in my life
yoga en español
..at first my ass no catché nada but now its cool...
no me fuckin gusta gotdammit!!!!
so hot in the goddam metro a lady fainted yesterday and i was terrified tryin to remember the frickin compression to breath rates...not chiles fault but why they keep changin that shit?
just a hint, its hot as hell and still only spring, air conditioning maybe???
the fuckin bathroom sitch
heres the deal
while there are many many stalls there is only in each bathroom one dispenser of tp.
that means..
..if you need to poo or are on the rag you gots to just load up on tp right where everyone can see..
...and if that dispenser is out yo ass gots to find a whole new baño
that used to embarass the hell oughta me but now im like
Thats Right ima need a whole lotta papel higénico, cause i gots me a big ole northamerican ass and im fins to take a big ole northamerican shit...with corn!!!!!!!!!
and who puts fucking corn on fucking salad!!!!
what kinda sick shit is that!!!
and can we get some kinda goddam flavor up in this bitch???
somebody quick send me a burritto!!! im dying here...
speaking of which i gotta go take a shit, yesterday i literally had to hit 4 count em 4 bathrooms before i found one with tp and not being serviced....
fuckin chilean ass baños
posted by Rachel R. @ 8:36 AM
3 Comments:
At 9:03 AM,
Jennifer said…
sounds rough. like, really rough!
perhaps you should carry a little paacket of pocket tissue to avoid having to search for hygenic paper-stocked banos.
i want to get me some of them pants when i come visit. not if, baby, when.
i am ANTI corn on salad.
At 3:29 PM,
Jeff Pollet said…
as far as 'no me gustas' go, that there tp problem is a good one. I like that your no me gusta's have to do with bodily functions and your me gusta's have to do with pants and preseidents...
At 10:25 AM,
Rachel R. said…
baby you aint seen shit!
and corn in salad is disgusting!
theres a reason salad does not include corn!
and i dont carry paper cause i enjoy the amazing adventure of trying to find some when i need it..although its a smart notion and someone said man this is a byobtp country didnt you know?
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