you know youve gone native when...

every other sentence contains the word puta or huevón

you start putting po on every damn thing, como siiiipo, nooopo, no sé po

it begins to seem perfectly normal to put corn on salad

you start partying at like midnight

you party every frickin weekend

you can dance salsa without counting un dos tres the whole time

you find yourself con caña every saturday

you drop ssssses left and right como maa o meno and depue..

you can sing along with the reggaeton

you can sing along with the salsa

you can sing along with the chilean pop

you arrive everywhere (except class) anywhere from a half hour to an hour and a half late

most of your sentences begin with como.. or pues...or es que..

you drink only pisco and beer

you smoke belmont rojo o azul

you drink instant coffee

you eat bread for breakfast

you eat manjar in everything from pie and pastries to cookies, or worse yet spread it on yer bread in the morning

you refer to things that are good as bacán

you start fucking the natives