closin in on realtime

so close my people so very close...
so after the dramatic entrance the blonde and i were given an opportunity to shower then whisked off to probably the most beautiful beach i have ever seen, with bright fucking sitting in a toaster over type sun big as fuck waves clear as shit water and white white sand...
then there are the dudes selling beer on the beach who tried to give us the gringa price until our chilean buddies intervened...
thats right my ass aint paying no tres reales for a fuckin beer, two for five baby that is correct!
so even though we were thouroughly exhausted and starving the chick and i somehow forgot all about that and just kicked it on the beach till the sun went down. at that point starving returned to the forefront so we went to a buffet where they weigh your plate and charge you by the kilo.
mine was the costliest plate cause i loaded that puppy with potato salad and lasagna and black beans and rice...tenedor libre it aint but it was pretty fuckin good food, little did i know that because we were still on the island, florianopolis that is, there was a distinctly argentinian cast to much of the food that would soon disseapear....
ash and i headed straight for bed upon our return only to be woken by the return of the partying chileans
nick of course pololo de la ash, and his buds include a little dude i like to call little ridiculous man, a big dude i like to call big ridiculous man, un tal hair man, man with a beach house, and man we dont know....
anyway upon their return i was awoken by a scream, little ridiculous man had somehow or another stumbled into something (explanation in spanish i dint really get it all) and cut the fuck out of his toe, so his ass comes stumbling through in the middle of the night, turning on the light to search for bandages and leaving a trail of blood..

this is disconcerting at best but i roll over and go back to sleep only to be awakend by another scream, this one very high pitched, then another...
i was later informed that man we dont know had walked in on ash and nick having sex, apparently gotten a pretty good glimpse cause she was on top, left the room, then came back to apologize drunkenly explaining in spanish that he thought it was the bathroom..

at this point i am awake so i go out to smoke and read for a minute to put myself back to sleep and big ridic plus man with a beach house wanna have a fuckin convo all drunken chileno spanish...i explain that im reading, they ask what im reading...
i give up and talk to the stupid boys, then i go back to bed..

so the very next day our towels mysteriously disseapeared, the chilenos informed me that they dont eat breakfast at all!!!! and nobody made even the slightest effort of cleaning up a house that had been thouroughly trashed...

we packed up and headed for another beach town off of the island, called ferrugem.