Iguazu

so when i last left our fair heroes they were hot as fuckin hell in ba. there is an unfortunate time lapse in reporting back from the front lines, but unavoidable due to slow computers and the like....soo
a coupla happy gringas got on a bus headed to a border town containing the BIGGEST WATERFALLS IN THE WORLD and where they arrived tired and hot about a day and a half later to discover that it does get hotter than ba. thats right, they had not figured into they calculations a lil somethin we like to call humidity...they got off the bus and it felt like they had stepped into the mouth of a giant beast, a several nice young gents tried to direct them to nearby hostels and hearing the magic word, pool, they were off to settle in...
the hostel was sweet lotta wood very open air kinda rustic pretty basic but cool...they put down they shit and hit that swimming pool which wasnt so big nor so clean but they could give a flying fuck...then they found themselves some seriously bomb pasta and took they tired asses to bed.

the following day saw these gringas up hella early to celebrate the CUMPLEANOS DEL ORO de un tal rachel lea gringa extraordinaire and birthday girl, by heading to the BIGGEST WATERFALLS IN THE WORLD...

thats right. these evil twins headed out to THE BIGGEST WATERFALLS IN THE WORLD where they spent the day under a hot hot sun exploring trails in the natl park and getting closer and closer to THE BIGGEST WATERFALLS IN THE WORLD. by a certain point they were about ready to jump into the biggest waterfalls in the world having been so hot and sweaty every item of clothing stuck to the skin and thats when they discoved the little boats that take visitors out to the little island san martin where they can at last get in the water...lack of swimgear did not stop these girls nosirree they went in in shirts and panties cause they dint care and let me tell you folks water is gooooooood

after a long day of exploring and taking pictures and facing into the spray of THE BIGGEST WATERFALLS IN THE WORLD two tired and hungry gringas headed back into the little town for more bomb food, this time it was individual pizzas, four cheese and camarones respectively, dunno if i said it yet but argentinian food is bomb and they have a large italian influence...they decided to order desert to celebrate and the birthday girl ordered flan having informed cute little old waiter dude that it was indeed her bday and recieved shortly what had to be THE BEST FLAN IN THE WORLD it was covered with fresh cream and tiny little shoots of real flowers decorated the plate while a single candle burned atop...

happy birthday to me...