chilenos are fucked

aight so i know and you know that i gots lots of opinions and usually i am unable to give them when it comes to the relationships of others HOWEVER i am no longer able to shut up about the fact that like evry person i know who is dating a chilean is having something along the lines of the almost exactly same flavor of drama.

i will give you some examples but please note that the names have been changed to protect the innocent

ok.
chilena adorable and chileno rasta/rat-tail
they cute, despite the rasta rat tail which is a dready tail and actually hes got two in the back of a longish faux hawk making it a star wars tribute rasta rat tail mullet. despite that hes cute and friendly and sweet and always kickin it in a very chill style with the chick who is similarly adorable calm fun ect...

until one day when i witnessed the following scene.
she is heading to a concert, hes not going cause he isnt into the music...she sits down to eat he asks why she doesnt just have salad didnt she eat lunch not long ago she says im hungry and im going to a show so i need to eat now he looks displeased and leaves the room.
she finishes eating commenting that if he thinks he can tell her what to do he picked the wrong girl.
he then insists on leaving at once and tells her to hurry cause hes giving her a ride to the friends house who she is meeting up with before the show which is hours and hours away. she says she will take metro.
he leaves without a word leaving an icy silence behind. he returns at some point and this gringo everhears the tail end of a convo in which he is accusing her of getting over emotional...

what the hell was that all about? oh my dear dear friends. that was the attack of the otherwise chill as fuck sweet good natured funny chileno...

heres another
gringa rubia is in a re with tenacious chileno. they are practically the perfect couple and clearly very much in love. most of the time they are joking and chilling and having a good time. one night tenacious chileno and his pals and gringa rubia plus her pal, me all get together for a barbeque. it is immediately obvious that something is wrong however bc the chileno is literally ignoring his girl, he says practically not a word to her the whole night while she saves him a seat asks if he wants another beer and basically tries everything she can think of to get some communication going...finally she takes him aside and asks why he is acting this way and he DENIES EVERYTHING!!!!!! he says that not only is he not ignoring her but she is ignoring him and he wants to know why!!!! she assures him that shes not while he keeps pressing to know if she is mad at him or what...the night continues in this way, she running after his passive agressive dumbass self until shes so pissed off and angry that she starts yelling at which point he wants to know what her problem is why shes making a scene in public and why shes been acting so freaky all night...

these are not isolated incidents my friends. i have witnessed similar scenes many many times...

we have the extreme example of the buena onda gringa and chileno metalico who out of fucking nowhere and generally only while very very drunk will make and unbelievable ridiculous scene, will latch onto some small thing that she did that somehow pissed him off and use it as an excuse to act like a complete and total fucker to her while she tries in vain to get him to chill.

we have ten minute phone calls in which tenacious chileno not only denies having acted like a dick the night before to the rubia, knowing full well as we all do that he saw her GASP HORROR speak to another man and proceeded to treat her like a stranger the whole night, not only will he completely deny his actions he will argue for hours that SHE was acting strange to HIM and he wants to know what her problem is!!!!

we have the case of the hip hop chileno and gringa extraña in which for no apparent reason he will literally ignore her for hours and hours and hours, he will sit across the room not say a fuckin thing to her, look and act aggrieved if she insists on speaking to him and then ask what she means if she asks what the problem is...

these are just a few examples my peeps of what i conclude to be the usual behaviors of angry or annoyed chilenos...these generally buena onda sweet tempered louts, most of whom dont know how to cook or clean up for themselves apparently have been accostomed thier entire lives to a vicious cycle of passive agressive bullshit wherein upon becoming angered with their chick for whatever reason...

note that the usual reasons include doing something he dissaproves of wearing something he dissaproves of eating something he dissaproves of or for the ever present paranoid jealous fantasy having tenacious chileno, the possible speaking to looking at or being looked at by another man which he generally dissaproves of...this was not at all the case for hip hop chileno who is much more likely to become annoyed when asked to pay attention to his chick as opposed to being annoyed when others do...

but whatever the reason for the anger the cardinal chileno rule seems to be to never ever ever say it out loud to instead exress your anger by both acting like a jackass and simultaneously deny that you are doing so, bugging the shit out of yer chick until she snaps and you can then ask why she is making a scene/acting irrationally/being overly emotional/sensitive ect

thats right its a fucking built in cultural tradition not only do these guys not discuss whats buggin em they work it out so that they never even have to admit to ever being bothered in the first damn place!!!

its brilliant!
these buttwipes have taken passive agressive behavior to a whole new level.....
and they have done it in a way that is specifically designed to drive any woman right out of her fuckin mind...