bout to be a big cranky bitch

so those of you wants some good news can fuckin scram. i am so fucking goddam motherfucking sick of this fucking fucked up goddam shit....i have never in my life had this many financial problems...seriously, its like im my brother all of a sudden..

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my ass arrives thinking that financial aid was gonna disperse when school starts here, beginning of august...ok so maybe i heard wrong or misunderstood or whatever...

then, i try to sacar dinero and get hella confused by the numbers, how the hell do i know what the fuck 100000 pesos is? commas are points here and points commas...how the hell does one figure that shit out?

further, the banks assrape me continually in my first couple of weeks as im trying to figure out how to calculate exchange rates and whatnot, routinely they charge me 9dollas for every atm trans until i figure out why money is dissapearing so quickly and find the bank that wont fuck me up the ass with a purple donkey dick

then theres some kind of fraud on the joint account which is sposed to act as my mothafuckin backup just in case cash...which the first time i try to use it as such i cant get cash cause its done been spent by some bitch in petaluma or some shit and

the next time i try to sacar some dinero the mothafuckin machine eats my card which i try in vain to explain to a confused bank employee como la maquina comó mi tarjeta!!! because theres some kind of fraud on that shit, so the new ones in the mail, which takes like three weeks...

then theres financial aid, the financial hold, plus interest plus late fee plus bob chang. nuffsaid.

so then the new card arrives, but not here mind you it arrives at my old addy, to j.. and im all hallelujah im saved i can finally get some current transformers and a cell and new boots and jackets and tights...ok fine i went overboard but the fact is my ass would be fine, flush in milk and bread and tea and new tights.......

IF

financial aid had showed up on the 19th of august, friday, after 3pm.

some mysterious i have no idea what the fuck it was for or to whom or when check hadnt emptied mi cuenta and caused yet another twenty dolla finance fee leavin that shit in the negative numbers

not absolutely every mothafuckin goddam sonofabitchin financial fuckin transaction didnt have to take place like a million miles away overseen by bitches who dont answer my emails and my ass cant call em, cause i am fuckin broke!!!!!

ok. i feel better now.

on monday i will either see some financial aid, or j will work the credit card magic or i will begin again to fight the good fight against my evil arch nemesis BoBcHanG...
but you know it would just be nice if there was like a single fucking thing that wasnt a goddam struggle here, y know?
walking to the metro is pretty easy i guess...other than that im working brain musculos that i dont have full time sleeping poorly waking tired and krinky to find that once again i gotta fight the power to get some fuckin pan y queso...motherfuckin goddam sonofabitchin power..i hates they ass....