fuckin chileans...

just to let yall know this is a dualescrito sorta entry i have the evil twin handy and will be using wondertwin powers to talk some mad shit as we are here at the good ole u para trabajar en un proyecto final...which is by the way the very last thing i have to avoid doing before this semester bites the dust....so here we go..

think nothing of callin yer ass at lets say...midnight, hasta like 2am on a weekday...midnight hasta 6am on the weekend

think nothin of wakin yer ass up para buscar some fuckin cigarillos at like 8am...

you prestar these bitches some dinero that shit goooooone....you aint seein that shit again...

i might have mentioned this before, but chilean time runs a half hour to an hour and a half later than you said to show up

every godamm chilean has a goddam dog

which is gauranteed to fucking loud as fuck bark its dumb ass off like every five minutes when a stray walks by, and to start howling in the mofuckin middle of the night...

chileans havent quite grasped the concept of the ice cube tray..so they never is ice in the freezer right? now maybe this is cause they dont wanna drink tap, i can feel that, but isnt it at least theoretically possible to fill an ice cube tray with filtered water?

so the deal is that a chilean does not show up for the preparty party at yer place which generally begins around midnight btw, but thats actually when like 3 peeps start kickin it waitin for the slow ass chileans to show, ok but my point was they dont show without pisco, coca cola, and ice. and if they do show up with lets say...beer...or pisco sour, they will immediately ask for two things, a glass, and some ice.....if you were to inform said chileans that there was no glass..there wouldnt really be a prob, theyd work that shit out, they clever these chileans...however...if one was to inform the chilean that there is no ice!!!! no ice, ¡¡¡¡¡que no hay hielo!!!!! oh shit baby....they fins to go nuts!!! they dont drink they piscola sin hielo, nosirrreeeeee!!!

yeah, thats gotta get worked out, they fuckin head for the store to buy frozen water....dunno.
and.
i grow weary of pisco...i tell you this, and i have switched to the brown bread and the panza remains and finnalllyyyyy i have figured out its origins...three clues,
its brown
its fizzy
its sweet

coca cola owns this country. i have never had so much fuckin coke in my life...i dont know if they bought the president or what but we all drink piscola all the fuckin time with the goddam coca cola making up half of the natl fuckin drink and i for one have had it...between the beer and the coke something has got to be done........

i have been having some issues with a certain fashion trend taken here to ridiculous extremes...the shirt, or skirt that clearly and obviously says wheeee im a pregnant fairy princess or alternatively look at me! im nancy kerrigan! look at me!!! i mean. seriously now.

what the fuck

they take the godawful polyester, they pattern it with loud flowerty shit, they put together several clashing versions of this crap add some swathes of lacey crap and end it all in a too long jaggedy seamed flippy in the wind sort of line and what do you have? pleasefortheloveofchristNOOOOOOOOOOO

oh its bad.

and they looooooooove some wheeeee im a fairy princess up in this bitch....as well as the ugly cousin, weeee im a pregnant shephardess....and then theres the proclivity for strapless tops, aka tube tops....it oughtta be a given that if yer top is tubelike its not a good thing....but alas...

i would say that chilean fashion, which tends to be boring as fuck fer dudes and waaaaaaay over the top fer chicks....with the occasional major victory in every category, takes polyester, fairy princess, and most of all sequins, to extremes so awful its awe inspiring....

i dont wanna just talk trash though...heres a few things chileans do extremely well


punk rock catholic schoolgirl

ice cream

business suits, seriously...they snazzy as fuck

indy boys (but they all like 20...sigh...)

hip hop chilena fuckin rocks no joke

salsa (duh)

fuck

shopping

shoes