miercoles po

so yall know i dont generally get along well with organized fun..its just too fuckin organized, drives me batnuts..so for this reason i have avoided like the plague a certain event called miercoles po which takes place of course on wednesday and basically is a gathering of intercambio estudiantes and the chilenos who love them? sounds like a bad idea right? thats what i said...

however k had just moved in with some friends from my program and invited me to come by and said they would all be going out..now i also usually avoid going out during the week as well but i was all bliss from a nap and wanted to see the kids so i decided what the hell...i was in a brief hiatus between enormous mind breaking borges essay and friday prueba and thought well nothings due tom anyway..

so i went by and had delish vodka ras with the girls and chilean leo and some other friends of ro, re, camilo and k the inhabitants of the party departamento...
then we all went off to miercoles po...

it was as bad as i had imagined and possibly worse, full to the rafters with gringo and euro exchange kids and i hadnt been in a room so full of tall people in quite some time. im sure ive said i am a normal size in chile, in fact they loads of chileans smaller than me, so i felt like a keebler elf as i inched through the room in search of the bar and the bano shitty electronic music thrumming through the floorboards...
this was bad

there were literally no chilenas there just chileno (ew) dudes trolling for slutty gringas and the euro kids who, when i asked wheres the bathroom were all like bad gringo spanish en espanol por favor now granted its a bit fucked to assume the german kids speak spanish but still i hate that vamos a hablar en espanol among other gringos bullshit...so i was like donde adentro de esta puta lugar voy a encontrar el bano huevon...sorta like how do you like me now fat boy en espanol...yeah at the very least i amuse myself...

anyway bar bano and friends encountered re proponered we get the hell out of there saying that a dj she likes was spinning nearby...we agreed and blew the joint..leo led the way out of that fucked up lugar for blocks and blocks with the cold and drunken gringos whining the whole way cuantos cuadras mas and ya llegamos and estamos alli and other where the hell are we are you sure you know where we going until finally we arrived...

as promised the dj was spinning hip hop and the girls got in free...so we were having a good time dancing and drinking beer when i spot my personal fave of turbos friends one dani...like three of his buddies have gfs named daniella i kid you not so this one is dani del mono, vs dani del huaton...anyway i was drunk and stoked and we hugged and then i asked who else was with her and sure enough it was the whole turbo crew so i went over to say hi and it was crazy i was really stoked to see them all, including the t aka jorgito or georgy re came over with the boys ro and leo to say hello and drunkenly blurted out hey turbo que tal to which jorge responded soy famoso...i agreed and we laughed and i asked him to dance with me...

it was fun, i asked how was his dog toyfel possibly the worlds cutest dog and he said con pulgas and i said con que and he enlisted the speaking a small english danis who said fleas and i said its all yer fault yer the human and he said no hes just a lazy little fucker and doesnt take baths..

anyway it was basically buena onda, not like we abt to be best friends or something but i was surprised to find that just abt all of the anger and bitterness had dissipated and was really stoked to see him and his friends and made him promise to come to a going away party before i leave..

so then we left and tried to find our way back to the car gabby and k and re robert and me, arguing drunkenly no estoy segura por alli no por alla it was a mess...we wandered around until robert took off in what was obviously the wrong direction k remembered she had a map and we all started shouting huevon tenemos un mapa ya pues ven po...

robert however had called leo who came to pick us up and took us back to the car which to our shame was only a block away...

dani mono and turbo were sitting on the curb waiting for leo to get back and laughed and asked what the hell happened to us, i said we were completely lost...we said goodbye again and got in roberts car and took off..

now i have to comment briefly that i have never been among the most careful of people but i find that general standards of behavior keep me somewhat safe by which i mean that in the states it just isnt really acceptable to drink and drive at least not among my friends whereas here its pretty run of the mill and while it troubles me there is no public transport late at night so there have been a few times to say the least that ive gotten into a car with a drunken driver, i mean theres still plenty of cabs and ive def done that more often but im just saying that with the dif in standards it happens much more commonly that i get home thinking jesus rach that was fuckin dumb you wanna die or what?

which is what i was thinking as robert raced off into the night, passing leo and his crew and all of us shouting his name and telling him to slow the fuck down...

anyway i did get home and into bed after promising gabby and k i would fer sure see em at 10 am (yeah right) in class the next day...i had it seemed just drifted off to sleep me and sal all curled up and cozy when my phone rang, which i mistakenly though was the alarm going off at 8am i picked it up to hear k drunk dialling to tell me she couldnt sleep cause her roomates were making too much noise... re will forgive me for outting her cause now everyone knows and i believe the exact words she said were theyre humping up a storm next door and i cant fuckin sleep...i was like wait i was asleep and she was like you suck and i was like gnight...

and that my friends is the first and last visit to miercoles po. i swear, no more cars with drunk drivers, no leggings with short skirts and i will not be going back for any more sleazy chileans and tall euros and bad electronic.
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