bilz and pap and danky crack

..soda my man, one is i think yellow and the other red i believe..bilz and pap that is...kinds of soda..but what had my ass rollin in the aisles was an ad for an ice cream bar, a nestle product mind you, called danky crack..as in come and getcher danky crack..you know you wantsome danky crack.
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i think yall get it.
why do i torment myself like this? i am an asshole...no, i am THE asshole, like of the fuckin world...
chinga tu madre Rachel of yesterday who didnt finish the goddam mothafuckin ensayos fuckyoutoo Rachel of last weekend who studied not even hardly anything at all and instead had a bunch of friggin drama
what in the hells yer problem Rachel of last night who went to bed at like 3am?
...i am my own worst enemy...
every time i swear i am not going to do this thing where i wait until the last concievable minute to begin writing a paper, missing classes and sleep to finish the damn things, knowing that cause i can in fact pull a decent paper right oughta my ass (yeah even in spanish, i dunno go fuckin figure) i will sacar a decent grade but if i had begun earlier i coulda saved myself a lot of pain, prolly gotten a better grade, not end up skipping class yet again in order to sleep...
i swear to god if i survive this day, i will become a better student, a better woman, a better human!!!!
i will help little old ladies across the street, i will rescue people from burning buildings!!! i will do the dishes once in a while!!! i will suck my profs dick!! ok just kidding abt that part that teacher is a chick..i will go to bed on time, i wont eat so many cookies...i will not covet chicos/as already belonging to someone else
((even if they should choose to let me know of the interesting factoid of possible other a little on the kinda late side bythefuckinway side...uh yeah that little comment was aimed at Westefer, i know yer gettin a lotta shit but seriously, you cant just walz into bitches blogs and start talkin smack sweetheart...did you or did you not see all the pink? its like my fuckin motto, i live by this concept, just cause its cute and little and pink with tiny hearts embroidered all over the goddam place, like me, adorable and slightly undersize, that does not in any way mean i cant kick yer ass!!!! this is MY WORLD mi mundo fuckin propio y singular creado mantenido por y para mí mismo so dont even tryta fuckin front...))
ahem
as i was saying
i will study when im sposed to i will start my papers sooner eat more vegetables try to speak more spanish i wont say things all gringoficado just to amuse myself, except maybe just one more time. tobalaba.
hoo thats funny
yeah. guess you had to be there, i say it all gringofied cause this time when i just got here this crazy whore gave me shitty directions to a resteraunt where my bouts to get my fuckin period self (i do not know what the odds are but so far here in chile i am setting world records in that dept as far as wrong time wrong place wrong mothafuckin panties...)wearing gotdam mothafuckin white panties was sposeta get a free lunch of "typical chilean food"
¿¿¿do you know btw what that consists of if yer name shd happen to be me???

ensafuckinlada baby. ensafuckinlada

...and they make good salad here but they tend to leave off the leafy green, usually considered the main part of salad, and then they put some wacky shit up in there like im talking corn, sometimes strange pickled veggies, maybe even beets...
...its cool i mean lotta tomate y palta y limón and you cant go wrong but seriously when you been promised some typical food and you get yet another gotdam ensalada you start to wonder why you bothered getting outta bed at all
...oh yeah so i was on the bus all like Damn! ¿where my tobalaba at?
yeah
guess you had to be there.