well i tell you what...im sooooo not a pedophile!!!!!
so my ass got on a damn bus and left town...went to another town with cleaner air and some rio called bio bio...i was all whatup bio bio, how you doin?...it was really nice, all sunny and lovely with kids and pidgeons and shit..then we hit this other town with a mine and got to wear hardhats to go tour em...everybody looks good in a hardhat...or at least we did..then i started getting really cranky and just wanted to go home and then the next day we did...it was cool...but the only good thing about this week is that its extra short..still feelin pretty crappy takin tons of long walks...yoga helps, and at least now im gettin some homework done
but realized something important while talkin with jen...she was like, ok but all those scruffy hair kinda styly mod/hipster boys here start hella young, its different at home that tattered grandpa pants converse thing generally indicates someone mid to late 20s and i was like, im not a pedophile? and she was like no man, its a cultural thing..stuff doesnt exactly translate...thats why this is a different version, but it also begins hella earlier here...back home those guys would still be all indy or punk...and i was like, so im not a pedophile? and she was all nah man...and then i got all excited and started yelling yay im not a pedophile until my roomate adrian asked me to stop saying pedophile cause we were still in a park full of children..so then i stopped...
speaking of pedophiles, ash and i were discussing the merits of the catholic schoolgirl uniform on the way home from yoga today, and the concept that anybody who is hot without a tie has the potential to be hot with one...which at first i didnt believe cause those business type peeps are not my thing but then i thought about how really its the tie that makes the catholic schoolgirl uniform so goddam enticing and then we decided fuck being brujas, our asses gonna be catholic schoolgirls for halloween...
its the very word tie and all the things it indicates, tie up, tie down...pretty much all fuckin good stuff...if you see what i mean
but realized something important while talkin with jen...she was like, ok but all those scruffy hair kinda styly mod/hipster boys here start hella young, its different at home that tattered grandpa pants converse thing generally indicates someone mid to late 20s and i was like, im not a pedophile? and she was like no man, its a cultural thing..stuff doesnt exactly translate...thats why this is a different version, but it also begins hella earlier here...back home those guys would still be all indy or punk...and i was like, so im not a pedophile? and she was all nah man...and then i got all excited and started yelling yay im not a pedophile until my roomate adrian asked me to stop saying pedophile cause we were still in a park full of children..so then i stopped...
speaking of pedophiles, ash and i were discussing the merits of the catholic schoolgirl uniform on the way home from yoga today, and the concept that anybody who is hot without a tie has the potential to be hot with one...which at first i didnt believe cause those business type peeps are not my thing but then i thought about how really its the tie that makes the catholic schoolgirl uniform so goddam enticing and then we decided fuck being brujas, our asses gonna be catholic schoolgirls for halloween...
its the very word tie and all the things it indicates, tie up, tie down...pretty much all fuckin good stuff...if you see what i mean
posted by Rachel R. @ 3:46 PM
2 Comments:
At 10:13 AM,
Jeff Pollet said…
An old friend of mine and I used to love to come up with what we called 'Questions that you shouldn't have to think about the answers to'--and then we'd, of course, ask each other and then pause, or ask a follow up question...
Me: "So Dave, have you ever had sex with squirrels?"
Dave: "(pause)Alive or dead?"
Dave: "So Jeff, are you a pedophile?"
Jeff: "(pause)What do you mean by 'pedophile'?"
Still, it's good you've thought about it and come up with an answer...
At 11:37 AM,
Jennifer said…
cant wait to see pics of the costume! watch your sidebar though man... ;)
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