so we discovered the secret garden..

or at least the leafy green sunny part of campus which was right there the whole time, just in a spot i never go to...among the wonders to be found in the woundrous lovely sunny side of my campus:

cute chileans who respond to a question in grigified spanish with brit accented english...

(me to the girls, was that guy speaking english?...them, yup...me, but with the whole british inflection...spoonful of suger i dunno)

a girl wearing a tank top skipping rope (or however one says in the act of using a jumprope) that aint even the point, the point is, she was jumpin maaan...jumpin!

the absolutely beautiful, breathtakingly lovely, completely gorgeaus curly haired tall man from my frickin mujer y sociedad class..managed to attend that sucker recently and homeboy was givin a truly fascinating presentation about some damn thing..hes so pretty i forget to breathe when i see him...well he was there in wonderland too..

then as we walked further into wonderland we saw glistening emerald fields of grass, sparkly glinty trees with thin fronds of leaves distilling the brilliant light, and then another field of grass filled im talkin filled with lovely fútbol playing longish haired often shirtless chilean lads..

ok so only a few were shirtless...it was a beautiful sight

then we saw the cutest fluffiest little white dog ever, it was like a stuffed animal...i just wanted to hug it..

all of this framed by the cordilleras and a clear blue sky..

we were searching for the fabled swimming pool which rumor had it was in existance on our campus some damn where..
ashley and jen wanna swim..
i was just along for the ride cause to me swimmin means jumpin im yellin look at me!!! splashing and doin somersaults, i gotta mean underwater backward somersault...

but this is like lap swimming, which to me is like those movies where the people gotta row all chained up in the bottom of the boat
plus they talkin bout some swim cap required and im all, yeah...check you cats later

ima be readin in the grass overlookin the field of chilean boys..right next to fountain where shirtless guys come to splash water on they heads

....wonderland i tell you

...mofuckin wondergotdamlandia