chile knows...

chile deserves some major props in a few specific areas, and i am gonna pass em out like cookies right here right now..

chile knows whats up when it comes to cute children, the whole fuckin country gets that the only thing cuter than a cute kid is a cute kid in a funny hat...

chile knows whats up when it comes to ridiculous colorful accessories and the liberal application of glitter and/or sequins...im talkin belts constructed seemingly solely of sequins. fuckin brilliant

chile knows whats up with pants, as re pants for me and for several reasons which seem contradictory but which i shall explain clearly
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already said they dont really have booty up in this piece right?
ok so also most of the folks around here, or the girls at least arent really all that tall but tend to have long torsos, like me...also they are mad into the lowrise pants as i have also said...but the combo means perfect and i do mean perfect pants for me...
heres why...low rise plus not so tall plus not a whole lotta butt = short inseam..

and thats where i am truly fucked in the us. if they fit my big hips they too big in the waist if it fits in the waist its too fucking tight in the hips and then theres the whole inseam thing in general where theres this like extra chunk of material that means either a droopy butt or a droopy crotch or a strange bit of fabric that comes up waaaay too high in the back or in the front..

...but all of this is eliminated with the judicious application of a short inseam plus low rise, it means that i get pants that fit like a second skin, cause where they leave just enough space that it dont look so silly to not have an ass i can just fill that space in...and all those issues about too much fabric eliminated
entirely with the low rise cause then it just hang hella low off the hips...

and then theres the bit with all the accesorizing which at first i was like i dunno if i want jeans that a twelve year old would wear with frickin flowers and butterflies and crap embroidered on em, but then i was like, man look at that ass that is for sure not a twelve year old up in those jeans...so i wore em today...and the world seemed to notice...and i think to appreciate as i do, the chilean jeans.

kiosks. and like everywhere, talk about fast..its like if yer out of smokes or you just want some rocklets theres no need to even step into a minimarket, you can just stop at a frickin kiosk which will be located on damn near every corner

and on hot days you dont even need to hit a kiosk to getcher danky crack cause they got folks sellin ice cream on the corners and on the bus....

yeah man they know whats up...

and i dig the language, i like how everything sounds lovelier and more impressive in spanish...like even the most basic shit is somehow bigger better more melodious...no sé exactamente...más fluido puede ser..i guess..

of course i would lobby to make a lot of those little functiony dudes optional, i mean like, i can deal with impersonal se and personal a and reflexive pronouns most of the time, but the indirect object still fucks me up, lets just go for one and throw the extra away, le or lo people...i mean gimme a frickin break...and all that crap that indicates causality or temporality, lets just stick to a few basics shall we...i mean fuckin hell, enough with the little connecty dudes already...frickin por lo tanto what the fuck does that even mean???
por lo menos, a raiz de, a pesar de...at least that stuff makes sense.. lets keep the ones that actually make sense and just get rid of the rest and i think we may have gone a little too far on all the articles too..

i mean i dig that i get my own article, in spoken spanish anyway i aint just ra im like The Rachel...which is great...

but seriously do we need to use so many frickin articles all the damn time? couldnt it just be optional?

dunno. but i like that you can edad just about any damn thing to create a state of being ness that rarely happens in english, for example disponibledad

that would be availabilityness or somethin like that...cool as fuck if you askin me...and i know you could say that our ly pretty much does the trick, but what if you gotcher choice of adverb or noun or adjective pretty much every time...thats the shit...i mean theres just more flexibility..

oh yeah and the passive voice sounds fuckin great in spanish, i do it in english all the time and end up having to change it cause it sounds like shit...but man the frickin indirect vs direct object pronouns for the love of christ...

....i guess its the price you have to pay for flexibility...which is another thing i dig, that i can put my subject wherever the hell i want...thats the shit...mostly ima say spanish is pretty fuckin hot...its just tryin to figure out how to say shit sometimes fucks me up cause i gotta come at it all sideways sometimes...i dunno
...but i mean really lets just do away with some of those extra pronouns why dont we, i mean who cares who the frickin direct object is already??

its not like that shit is helpin me, im tryin a read all like who just did what and to whom exactly?

pues...you cant have everything i guess...